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The following tortures and kills took place between 1:00pm and 2:00pm: 7 Kills | 1 Tortures OK, let’s keep the torture and killing coming, Jack. So President Weasel finally selected a tie. Looks like he had a stroke to go … Continue reading →

The following tortures and kills took place between 11:00am and 12:00pm: 4 Kills | 0 Tortures How does Madame President feel about being called a woman of “integrity”? “What a magnificent woman.” – President Weasel making us throw up a … Continue reading →

The following tortures and kills took place between 3:00am and 4:00am: 0 Kills | 0 Tortures Chloe’s hair looks different. It’s sleeker… What upscale hotel has old wooden windows like that? “This is a CTU operation!” – Jack Bauer “I’m … Continue reading →

The following tortures and kills took place between 1:00am and 2:00am: 0 Kills | 0 Tortures Old school wired ear piece: another reason Jack is awesome. RP7 is only used for surface to surface missiles and they conveniently label the … Continue reading →

The following tortures and kills took place between 12:00am and 1:00am: 0 Kills | 0 Tortures New Chloe is slowing transitioning to CTU. She now has the only Mac in a line of PCs. Terrorist Voight is acting very Saddamesque: … Continue reading →

It’s been a long time since we’ve posted anything but our little weekly recaps, but this deserved it’s own post. We present, the best PSA ever…on so many levels. 24 Going Green PSA – Mary Lynn Rajskub

The following tortures and kills took place between 3:00pm and 4:00pm: 5 Kills | 0 Tortures Apparently President Obama forgot 24 was on. He ran a few minutes over. You can tell Chevy is not a sponsor because the Impala … Continue reading →

The following tortures and kills took place between 12:00pm and 1:00pm: 0 Kills | 0 Tortures Lunch time! That raises the question: will Jack Bauer use the bathroom today? Who is this new dude? Wasn’t he on NYPDCSIS or something? … Continue reading →

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The following tortures and kills took place between 10:00am and 11:00am: 0 Kills | 1 Tortures Terrorist Tony is going to be “formally interrogated?” We hope that means what we think that means. OK, now we get the Africa connection…but … Continue reading →