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New Chloe is slowing transitioning to CTU. She now has the only Mac in a line of PCs.
Terrorist Voight is acting very Saddamesque: “WMDs? What WMDs?”
Is it possible to get Jack to Starkwood in 5 minutes? This could all be over so we can watch the MSU game…
Amazing how fast Jack can find an ally.
Tony’s very sneaky. What did he take off that dude?
“Doug Knowles…Jack Bauer sent me.” – The magic words.
Uh oh…Jack’s dying.
On a completely unrelated note, where’s Chloe? We miss Chloe.
The military is several hours out? This is happening in freaking Washington DC? Seriously?
“How you feeling, pumpkin?” – Madame President is like a President and a mom all wrapped up in one.
And First Daughter is being black mailed? Oh how sweet.
“There should be an R6 key thingamagiger…” – New Chloe
“I know what it is.” – Tony being very pissy, but we love it
Where’s Chloe? It would have been done already if Chloe were on that Mac.
Knowles is a good man.
“He have an explanation?” – Terrorist Voight
“Yeah, he said he was walking.”
Best. Excuse. Ever.
First Daughter…tsk tsk. Reporter Dude must really have something on her.
OK…now he’s Creepy Reporter Dude.
Now we have a slim chance Jack will live and it means bringing Kim back. Decisions, decisions.
Amazing that Tony is shocked that they know where he is. He used a key card for crying out loud!
Should we start counting Tony’s kills and tortures as Jack’s proxy? Oh…he has a Jack Sack now, too!
Should we give Jack a torture count (against himself) for refusing treatment?
“We have no information on subterranean floors in that building.” – New Chloe
“Trust me, they’re here.” – Tony
“Jonas…you can’t take on the Federal Government.” – Knowles’You never one for thinking big.” – Terrorist Voight
Ouch. That’s Waterford Crystal for ya. Strong stuff.
“You’re a good sport taking one for the team like this.” – Creepy Reporter Dude is really bad at pillow talk
What? He’s living up to his name.
Aaron’s been a Secret Service Agent long enough…he knows what just went down.
Oooohhh….look at the pretty rockets.
A proprietary line? We don’t know what it is, but we want one.
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Is Terrorist Voight the Bad Jonas Brother? Yes, we believe that’s his new nickname.
And Madame President calls off the airstrike.
Awkward.