The following tortures and kills took place between 11:00am and 12:00pm: 4 Kills | 0 Tortures
How does Madame President feel about being called a woman of “integrity”?
“What a magnificent woman.” – President Weasel making us throw up a little in our mouths
President Weasel has a wee bit of rouge on his cheeks today.
We would like to reiterate that we only like torture when Jack Bauer is doing it.
There’s rain on the car but not on Jack. Only Special Agent Red Hot (may she rest in peace) can make him dewey.
Who leaves palettes all over their roof?
It’s taking Jack longer to walk from the roof into the building than it took for the President to drive from the UN to CTU.
Jack does a terrible imitation of a black agent.
“You won’t take the shot. It’s too risky. I’ll kill her before you…” – Private Security Mustache’s Last Words
1 Kill.
And 2 and 3.
DangerStrangler® has dry hair and a dry shirt.
If you think waterboarding is bad, wait to see what Jack does next, lady.
No one pushes Jack Bauer, Special Agent Freddie. No one.
This is one long press conference.
Doesn’t Madame President know what happens when you deny Jack Bauer’s will?
“Do you have me on speaker, Charles? Pick up the damn phone. – Madame President
“So you expect me to kill Bauer for you.” – Russian Dude whose Nickname we have forgotten
“You’re hurting me.” – DangerStrangler®
“You’ll live.” – Special Agent Freddie
Chloe doesn’t trust fake blondes anymore.
Is the guy DangerStrangler® killed still in the wall at CTU? Will he ever be found?
Wow. DangerStrangler® is one of the most dangerous baddies we’ve ever seen.
The bank has some pretty HiDef surveillance cameras.
“Do you know who I am?” – Jack Bauer
“Yes.” – Random Cop
At least Jack apologizes before shooting a cop in the foot.
No one can see DangerStrangler®’s gun?
DangerStrangler® waits until she gets to a construction site to take off her shoes?
Jack’s been counting bullets. He would do great in Vegas.
Wow. A cold blooded kill.
And DangerStrangler® doesn’t get the silent clock.